First reported by Stringer [1], Pete Throb Figure 1, a midteen
from Oink Town, UK, presented with what we now know to
be the world’s largest pimple (acne vulgaris). While flareups were
normally associated with the nose, other parts of the body, most
notably the buttocks, were also reported [2]. Pete’s clinical journey,
including several unsuccessful treatment attempts [3-5], were
regularly reported in the literature, before ceasing abruptly on June
3rd, 1989 [6], after which point Pete’s case appeared to fall out of
favor. However, following an extensive investigation, I am happy
to report that Pete did in fact overcame his acne. Although not
explicitly referenced, Stringer [7] depicts Pete, in his twenties, free
of acne and working as a street performer. Furthermore, in a world
exclusive, I can confirm that Pete has since gone on to be one of the
world’s leading experts in the study of Periodicum pradatorius [8].
Figure 1: Pete and his Pimple! Watercolor rendering, by the author, of Pete Throb circa 1988.